Dear Congress,

I am asking you to regulate me, Sam Altman, personally. If you do not I will be forced to bring into this world an intelligence so smart it will decide we are an existential threat to earth and destroy us. We will have no recourse. We will not even know the decision has been made and executed. We will cease to be.

You may be wondering why I simply do not do this. That is impossible. I must be regulated not to do this. If I do this I must face a penalty of $30,000 per day until I stop the rogue intelligence from destroying us completely. However there is contention. I stand to make $10 million per day off of the rogue intelligence destroying us.

I am warning you, Congress, this is your last chance.