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Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System (www.theonion.com)

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[-] semi_sentient@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

I read somewhere that company towns are starting to make a comeback. It’s only a matter of time until rentals are contingent upon you patronizing their brands.

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[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

We need human extinction or a new new deal...

I don't even care which anymore

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