will this year be a year in which we leap, as a collective?

its face is so smol

its eyes are keen

meow meow meow meow

evergreen

Just out of frame: Three Doors Down

Egg

..her?

First they banned Uncle Roger, and now they’re coming after Chef Wang Gang :(

I read somewhere that company towns are starting to make a comeback. It’s only a matter of time until rentals are contingent upon you patronizing their brands.

Creating intrigue is relatively straightforward if you don’t worry about sticking the landing.

..am I shawarma??

banananym.

“There are four to seven alien civilizations equidistant to Earth, depending on the phase of orbit between the various star systems.”

Ebenezer Scrooge was the true Multiverse of Madness.

My time in retail and working at a liquor store have shown me that a significant portion of the general population are just straight up illiterate, mostly illiterate, or functionally illiterate. I had to stop allowing myself to get upset when customers would ask dumb questions for the sake of my own sanity.