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this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2023
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you see, the problem is we have the wrong people charge of the orphan crushing machine
they say the next orphans will be crushed by a school shooting survivor
In the near future I can imagine this...
"Look, when I was young - I mean younger I was very unrealistically idealistic and very idealistically unrealistic as I like to say. Now that I'm Representative Hogg I'm ready to get down to the hard business of getting things done for the American people. To that end - we, that is to say the bipartisan YoungCaucus - all one word for easy googling - have created a committee to study how we in the House can create a more efficient and cheaper orphan crushing machine."
"Of course - I'm kidding. I'm a kidder. It will be less efficient and cost will increase by a minimum of four fold. Hey, I've got pork to spread around in my district where I'm based in Podunk, Colorado. I want to stress that I certainly didn't choose lovely Podunk because it was easiest to win an election and I lied about my residency and I said I live in condo owned by my brother-in-law. I've actually been there four times. Or was it three? Anyway - close enough..."
boss hogg! not representative, boss.
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