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KISSENGER IS DEAD (finance.yahoo.com)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by sexywheat@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party crab-party

Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.

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[-] WayeeCool@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

I'd post crabs but Kissinger won and the article makes that clear. Made it to 100 years old to die at home in his own bed surrounded by family. Still had his mind and was in decent health for his age. This was his final fuck-you to all that is decent and just in the world.

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

let us have our fun for one night, we can acknowledge that tomorrow

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

I survived the fucker

[-] Antiwork@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

And yet he's done

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