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[-] halloween_spookster@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[-] pikasaurX4@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Me at 4am laying in bed thinking about exactly how I’m going to divvy up the $100M I’m left with after taxes in an imaginary lottery win

[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Knowing my luck I'd win the lottery where they stone you to death for winning.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I won once.

-"Genie, when I used my wish and did win the lottery, I was thinking of like the lottery where you win a lot, not any lottery."

[-] Pyroglyph@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

You've said the word "lottery". I am now obligated to mention that one thread where someone details exactly why you shouldn't win the lottery, and what to do in the unfortunate event that you do.

Sorry for linking to the hard-r.

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