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[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 64 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh God, that is so painfully true. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be longingly caressing this rope without actually tying it into a noose.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

I'll sit next to you and load then unload my pistol.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Hold my beer while I jump off that bridge and then... oh I break the combo.

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