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[-] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 24 points 11 months ago

If we start focusing our energy now we might be able to time Biden slipping in the shower just right for maximum chaos

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago
[-] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

you know right after I typed that out I realized that they must have a fucking contraption to bathe that man. No way are they leaving him to a non-slip mat and some hand rails. Like he's gotta be in some kind of circus wire harness. I doubt he's getting it done alone either. Probably a whole ass shower team.

So anyway, if we start focusing our energy now, we might be able to time him slipping down the stairs of his airplane for maximum chaos.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

I'm convinced that Joe Biden died quietly at the start of the pandemic and the Joe we're seeing is an animatronic puppet designed by Jim Henson's Creature Shop. That's why he was putting out videos from his "basement" at the time. They were testing to see if anyone noticed.

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