The king is not weak. In 100% of games it's the last piece to fall.

Yes, well that's because he puts everyone else in harm's way first. Typical behavior for a "noble".

In 100% of games it's the last piece to fall.

I see we haven't been matched yet. I will quit in any of these cases (I call these legal cheats, because frankly it shouldn't be allowed):

• castling, obviously
• en passant, obviously
• promotion, obviously
• horsey jumping in front of the pawns as first move (wtf)
• pawns moving 2 squares (op)
• bishop taking my rook (unfair, I didn't mean that last move)
• me having the black (imba)

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