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[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 8 points 8 months ago

True tho. I dont care what you are if i like you and you like me we are good to go.

[-] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 19 points 8 months ago

They're into sounding, worming, diapers, and raceplay.

[-] yokonzo@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

WHAT IN THE UNHOLY FUCK IS WORMING

[-] Evia@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Eyeball licking. It's, um, unusual. And prone to infection. Proceed with caution

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 8 months ago

What

[-] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 8 points 8 months ago

It's just eye licking.

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 1 points 8 months ago

Just...

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I’m confused? What happens to you when you ask someone to suck your balls?

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