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Person Trying to Get Into Kink Forced to Memorize Three Pages of Acronyms
(thehardtimes.net)
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Not kink exactly but I had a boss who abbreviated Due To/From (when one segment of the business owes another for something) as DTF and I never figured out if he was trolling us, or had just never seen it used.
I don't know what it means and I probably shouldn't ask.
Down to fuck. A crude way of saying "m'lady/m'man, would you like to copulate with me?"
You didn't ask, but means Down To Frolicking
"Down to... (have some super) fun (times)"
Except the f doesn't mean fun and the parenthesis are added by me. But if both parties consent I'm sure it would be a lot of fun.