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[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 96 points 10 months ago

So it's either a bunch of kids setting off fireworks which was mistaken for gunshots...

Which is backed up by a shit ton of evidence...

OR

It's 10 foot tall aliens because some idiot on social media thought they saw a blurry shadow walking around cop cars...

We may never know /s

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 12 points 10 months ago

I want to believe (TM)

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

I love the idea of an alien invasion in Miami and the first you hear of it is a bunch of gunfire as random citizens just declare war on the aliens within second.

“Oh my god what’s that??”

“It’s kinda shadowy”

“Open fire!”

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Well... it is Florida and shadows are black...

[-] stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

There’s not one video I could find of any sort of fight or these fireworks. They lined the streets with dozens of cop cars. You gotta admit it’s a bit strange

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