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The joys of parenthood
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"Mommy I fwowed up"
"Kitty pooped in my bed"
"I fink I'm gonna - BLARGH! (vomit all over both of us)
"By dose is bleedig"
"Bomby - ACHOO!" (snot all over both our faces)
These are a few of my own experiences with my kids' bodily fluids. Totally gross, but I did not mean what you were thinking.