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[-] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Unspoken curses of each item:

Magic blanket - you will never get to taste a cold drink or feel a cool breeze again

Good dream pillow - you will be asleep every hour of sundown to sunrise

Cuddly bear - you will always feel empty when you are not hugging it

Endless candle - you will never feel stressed enough to feel the need to be productive again

Favorite mug - you will never get your hot drinks back

Treasure stone - you will progressively devolve into a narcissist the more you touch it

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 15 points 10 months ago

You're just making the pillow even better

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah, Sleeping Beauty was supposed to be suffering under a curse. Sleeping for 100 years sounds great to me.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

Blankets curse would suck but pillows would be great, less time in reality yes please. Bears curse is already a thing so whatever. Endless candles curse? Just vibe stress free and then have a nice stress free suicide when I'm out of money? Honestly sounds ideal. Good curses on mug and stone tho

[-] RobotDaniel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

You could just take the blanket off

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