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What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice? (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 30 points 10 months ago

"Calm down."

[-] ilmagico@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

One thing that's sure to make things worse is to tell an angry person to "calm down"...

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 6 points 10 months ago

And the silly stepsister of this saying: Calm your tits!

Very useful when you want the opposite reaction.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

4/7/8 breathing is better advice :)
also Physiological sigh

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

It's that like "in, hold, out"?

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You gotter, ~~crocodile! ~~otter~~ muskrat

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

SIR?!

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