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WARNING: I have definitive proof that China is maybe gonna do something at some point (hexbear.net)
submitted 10 months ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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I can feel storms before they arrive. Like I sense the air change so I'm in tune with things like this. I couldn't sleep for a few days so I spent the time watching videos about China imminently doing things. The same sensation occurred and I could see Chairman Xi out of the corner of my eye, but he was a shadow version of himself.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

Xi shot a three pointer playing basketball today and said "wowa that felt good, today I will invade Taiwan." Please pray for them.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I've been watching scooby doo episodes and before they unmask the villain I'm hollering it's Chairman Xi. It hasn't been yet.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

He's the devil.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

I do the same thing with the “Who’s that Pokemon” at the end of every episode of Pokemon. So far, it hasn’t been Xi 😢

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