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What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice? (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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[-] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

that second one seems way outta left field to me, what kinda contexts is that used in?

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

Vaginas

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

A one word answer that covers so many questions.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

Like, "I don't get it."

[-] Guest_User@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Hahaha burn

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Not if you wrap it before you tap it

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

you can't go wrong if you shield your dong

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It was from an episode of South Park:

https://youtu.be/ZTuzDt-dGxA?si=QO4zlPuue0QHp3c0

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