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Not Confident (lemmy.world)
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jordan @jordan stratton

In order to get a true representation of each country's athletic skill, the Olympics should randomly select citizens to compete like it's jury duty:

Who's next on the balance beam for the US? Is it Simone Biles? Nope it's 39yo electrician, Dale. Wow he does not look confident

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[-] Dave@lemmy.nz 14 points 8 months ago

With performance enhancing drugs allowed, right?

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Alongside genetic modification. I want full teams of selectively bred and drugged mutants doing battle.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Can we bring AI enhanced cyborgs?

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Inter planetary javelin throws? Maybe just add a dart board on Mars while we're at it.

[-] Fermion@mander.xyz 7 points 8 months ago

And exoskeletons.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 3 points 8 months ago

I would like to enter in my own competitor: Tom Howitzer.

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Yea like that's the competition, to see who can make the best performance enhancing drugs.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

The science Olympics!

[-] dvlsg@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Required, preferably!

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