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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

No, I meant the ones with all kinds of buttons that has 5 different bidet settings and heated seats and plays music when you flush

[-] kellyaster@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago

plays music when you flush

Please tell me this is something you can customize. I didn't realize until now that I need a toilet that plays John Williams' "Olympic Fanfare" when I take a dump.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago

Therapist: Japanese toilets aren't real, they can't hurt you.

Japanese toilets:

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