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shopping rule theory (media.kbin.run)

submitted 11 months ago by spujb@lemmy.cafe to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 66 points 11 months ago

I'm Geordi.

[-] defluo@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 months ago

I'm disappointed Q isn't on this.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Covered by the original's post text: "Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot."

[-] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago

Q: increases the gravitational constant of the cart collection area until all the carts fall into it. Keeps going until a singularity forms and the planet is destroyed.

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Oops! Disappears with a blink

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

Q: with a bright flash Captain Picard becomes Captain Picart

[-] ProgrammingSocks@pawb.social 3 points 11 months ago

Q shops with 1 cart for each item he has, and returns them all upside down.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Can you put names with all these faces? I can only do three. Updated with trash@lemm.ee 's & Klear@sh.itjust.works help, we've got 5 of them labeled now. Plus something about broccoli according to ashestoashes@lemmy.blahaj.zone.

[-] Deebster@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I assume this is funny answers only? Some kinda woooosh? I think a lot of Lemmy could name them all, given how popular Trek is on here.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Unfortunately I'm serious and I cannot put a name or anything else to any of those faces but of course I recognize them from the show which I've never really watched. Ideally the actors' names or characters' names. At this point it doesn't matter, I could Google it if I really cared.

[-] Deebster@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You're allowed not to know! It's just that since you'd got Picard I thought you'd know the rest since they're from the same show (Star Trek: The Next Generation).

Seeing as I've just discovered you can use tables on Lemmy, I'll give you a proper answer:

Actor	Character
Patrick Stewart	Jean-Luc Picard
Jonathan Frakes	William Riker
Brent Spiner	Data
Gates McFadden	Beverly Crusher
Marina Sirtis	Deanna Troi
LeVar Burton	Geordi La Forge
Michael Dorn	Worf
Denise Crosby	Tasha Yar
Wil Wheaton	Wesley Crusher
Colm Meaney	Miles O'Brien
Diana Muldaur	Katherine Pulaski
Dwight Schultz	Reginald Barclay
Michelle Forbes	Ro Laren
Majel Barrett	Lwaxana Troi
Brian Bonsall	Alexander Rozhenko

[-] trash@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Top right is Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction "we made it up" guy.

[-] ashestoashes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 11 months ago

the 6th on the right is lt. broccoli

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

okay I'll take your word for it. I have no idea what's going on.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm Levar Burton. This is Reading Rainbow.

I'm also the guy in column 2, number 5.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 2 points 11 months ago

I love that they won't trust Wesley Crusher with the task 😄

[-] Immersive_Matthew@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago

Best STTNG Meme ever!!! I really enjoyed reading them all as they were so fitting to the characters. I had a few legit LOL moments here. I too am Geordi.