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shopping rule theory
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this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2024
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I'm disappointed Q isn't on this.
Covered by the original's post text: "Q intentionally leaves his cart in the blind spot behind the most expensive car in the lot."
Q: increases the gravitational constant of the cart collection area until all the carts fall into it. Keeps going until a singularity forms and the planet is destroyed.
Oops! Disappears with a blink
Q: with a bright flash Captain Picard becomes Captain Picart
Q shops with 1 cart for each item he has, and returns them all upside down.