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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

I was just randomly checking out what Funerals costs and was shocked how expensive it was! €3.500 to €5.500! I live in north Germany, and we have here some very deep Woods. So I was thinking what would happen if I just die there. Let’s say no one ever finds me. Are Animals just going to eat me, and will I just be gone in a couple of years?

EDIT: If someone knows what happens step by step I would be really curious to know :D

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[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

What happens if I commit suicide by fire? And maybe with a fan to blow away the ashes?

Basically what if there is no body?

[-] yokonzo@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

So an incineration to ashes requires something like several sustained hours at 4000⁰, you would basically have to build a pyre

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

Otherwise with that fan, you’ll have the entire downwind neighbourhood disappointed there’s not actually a bbq party.

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

🎵I didn't light the pyre🎵

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

Isn’t self immolation fairly agonising? I always assumed fire is the worst way to go.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

What I've heard is that fire destroys the nerves in your skin pretty quickly and you can't feel pain or anything else after a few seconds. @Scubus@sh.itjust.works seems to have had just that experience.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

Your comment will be my head canon from now on, because I desperately hope that’s true. I’ve been traumatised by a few videos on WPD back in the day. :(

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

I have no idea tbh, but I did get a 1 inch circular brand about a decade ago, and after the first two seconds or so, I couldn't feel the heat anymore. Of course by that point my skin was literally boiling. Even before that, I don't remember the pain being very bad.

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