Nobody likes the left because your solution to dealing with fascists is to throw them down a mine shaft and lob a grenade with them. (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 49 points 11 months ago

Why would I waste a perfectly good grenade when a deep enough pit will do the job eventually?

[-] davel@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

That’s what separates us from the bourgeoisie: grenades cost money and are a kindness compared to oubliettes.

[-] WithoutFurtherBelay@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

I an a humanist, which is why I propose we change our policy to involve two grenades instead of one, in case those who experience our Fascist Rectification Program continue to experience pain despite the first explosion. We would never refuse a patient anesthetic for a dental procedure, and similarly, the patients of this essential procedure should be sufficiently anesthetized as well. Thank you everyone.