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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet (midwest.social)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 99 points 9 months ago

I don't have to chop, stew, dismember, or sell a $5 bill. False equivalency argument.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago

I know right? Picking up a lost $5 doesnt carry any of those rewarding tasks.

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 24 points 9 months ago

i think you ate the onion on c/theonion lol

[-] somtwo@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

My guy, this is the onion

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works -1 points 9 months ago

Yes, I can read. And see where it's posted.

Doesn't mean I can't debunk a theoretical argument.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

THE ONION DEBOOONKED!!!1!!!

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works -1 points 9 months ago

Some people pay good money for a solid debonking.

Or a handful of dead squirrels, I'm sure.

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 5 points 9 months ago

only the top 1% of IQs can debunk internet satire

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago

Aw crap, I'm not an IQ I'm an ENFJ. ;(

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

It's fine. He never said it. He has said he thinks its ridiculous that he gets so much money for doing nothing compared to school teachers while paying less taxes.

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

That's just what they want you to think

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