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[-] Wahots@pawb.social 18 points 2 years ago

Squirrels are pretty high in cholesterol.

[-] magicalman315@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Thank you Catherine

[-] ULS@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Sell it bro. eBay.

[-] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Free cholesterol!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

So you're saying Americans would love it.

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