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[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 245 points 10 months ago

Yeah fuck circumcisions. Child abuse is what it is. I want my fucking foreskin back

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 224 points 10 months ago

My mother used to hate it when people would get baby girls' ears pierced. Called it child abuse and mutilation.

I'm circumcised.

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago

Damn. That's pretty fucking shit.

[-] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 28 points 10 months ago

Same here, some fucked up shit.

[-] force@lemmy.world 84 points 10 months ago

I want my fucking foreskin back

Doom music starts playing

[-] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago

The Only Thing They Fear is Foreskin

[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 19 points 10 months ago
[-] prole@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

I have a certain set of skills...

[-] SeekPie@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[-] UnPassive@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago

Not sure how badly you want it back, but it is possible to restore. Non-sugically. Basically skin under tension causes Mitosis (skin cells dividing to make more skin) - think putting on weight, gaining muscle, getting pregnant, or ear gauges. You tug the skin long enough and eventually have your hoodie back. The results are surprisingly impressive. r/restoring_foreskin has a bunch of info

[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 67 points 10 months ago

bruh. I don't necessarily want it back and was just angry about the fact that it was taken from without my consent in the first place. But thanks for the info anyway, tho not sure what I'm gonna do with it.

[-] Twentytwodividedby7@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago
[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 17 points 10 months ago

Hmmm, perhaps we can play tug of war with foreskins lol

[-] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago
[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Username checks out.

[-] Freeman@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

I'm intact(/uncircumsized) and cannot imagine how you would accidentally do that

[-] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Honestly just being way too rough with it for like twenty years

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

That's not gonna restore the nervous system bits associated.

[-] UnPassive@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

New nerves do grow. Muscly/fat/pregnant people have the same skin senstitivity. But there are special function bits that are lost. The Rigid Band has special nerve endings, gone forever. Frenellum too

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Just make sure to double, triple, quadruple check any foreskin restoration advice you get. Some of the ways people suggest can be really dangerous.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh, I’ve seen that. It’s fascinating. There’s a ball with outer clamps and varying degrees of weights you can add on a dangly bit. You attach the contraption for some number of increasing minutes per day, and it stretches the skin surrounding the glans until it’s long enough to encompass the glans. After a while, the little ball will be encompassed by the new foreskin.

He says it’s not painful and I believe him, but not being the owner of a penis, it looks at least uncomfortable to me. Then again, I’ve never used gauges, either, and as you said, it’s pretty similar to that.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

I don't want much just want my foreskin back again
No it's not TMI I shared it 'cause we're friends
My parents chose this road but I'll choose where it ends
Don't I deserve it all? Gonna grow it back again

Grow It Back Again - foreskin restoration anthem from How To with John Wilson (HBO 2020)

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[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh yeah I remember this guy. He has a good cause (anti circumcision) but had to ruin it with Bill Gates conspiracy theory nonsense. Also I love How to with John Wilson

edit: hmm actually there is some stuff about bill gates and circumcision so I should probably fact check myself here

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