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There are a number of easy classes you can take online, where you will learn about neat things like "the water cycle" and "why is the sky blue?"
Try hard enough and you might even get a gold star from the teacher
So you're saying the cure for bootlicking is becoming a teacher's pet? Isn't that just bootlicking with extra steps?
Teachers pet? What is this, high school?
If you think this sort of behavior stops when you get to college, I got news for you...
I've been a TA, I have personally witnessed it.
Im saying the cure for being a loser is to stop sluffing class, and maybe your grades will improve
No thanks. Nobody has ever become great from attending class.
Pfftt, ok bud. "Im not anti science! But no one ever became great by learning"
What a self own
What if I told you you don't need to go to class to learn?
What if I told you that the vast majority of real science actually does require you to go to class to learn?
I would say you're a bootlicking teacher's pet.
Licking what boot? The boot of the concept of learning things other people know?
Let me guess. You think vaccines cause autism, right? Because mommy told you otherwise, and mommy scary?
You can learn that from books, too. Or watching YouTube. Plenty of ways to learn that don't require a classroom setting.
Not as a rule, no. But I'm honestly very uninformed about this topic and currently don't have a reason to change that.
Let me guess, you enjoy making wild assumptions about people based on minimal evidence and then have imaginary arguments in your head with them which you always win.
If you think youre learning a level of science to challenge published reports via youtube, I completely understand how you became such a luddite. Like. You understand the point of classes is to have someone who knows the subject weed out the trustworthy books and sources from the youtube links, right? Oh what am I saying. Of course you dont.
My guy, you quite literally said no one became great from attending class. Do I need to know any more about you? Youre practically bragging about how stupid you are.
I literally have a Master's degree, so I'd say I've taken my fair share of classes for this lifetime. And I'm guessing you probably don't have a PhD because in my experience, most people who make it that far have enough humility to understand just how little they understand.
Also, your insults still don't impress me, but your overreliance on them speaks volumes about your own level of intelligence. Let me guess, your IQ is in the double digits.
Im literally barack obama, and my schooling got me to the white house, so.....
And anyone with a degree should be well aware that no one has put stock in that old scam test of IQ for almost 3 decades. But please, mr class sluffer, tell me more about how smart your mommy says you are.
LMAO okay buddy. Can't quit starting wars, eh? Old habits die hard I guess.
Also, for someone so ardently advocating for going to class you have a suspiciously large amount of free time on a Monday morning...
Because I have a big boy job, and when you get paid the big boy dollars you get to pick your hours. So my weekend is 3 days long.
How did I land that job again? Huh, must have been from watching youtube....
Fuckin embarassing you think this is a war loool
"Oooh, witness me, I have a job, I'm very important! I work all day to pay taxes and rent, but at least they don't keep me on a short leash."
Yeah, see, I knew you were a midwit.
BTW did you get one of these when you graduated?