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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

They look like a tablespoon of strawberry jam.

Source: I've assisted in quite a few abortions.

 

...apologies if I just ruined strawberry jam for you.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

...now I want an English muffin with some strawberry jam. But also I want to purchase, open, and put the jam on it myself without ever breaking eye contact with the jar so as to avoid accidentally injesting not jam.

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Shame, you could be missing out some of those sweet stem cells.

this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2024
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