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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 84 points 9 months ago

If I had 5 dicks I'd post pics on Reddit then never prove it.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 89 points 9 months ago
[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 51 points 9 months ago
[-] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

New Vegas will live on through memes for decades to come.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

It'll live on through people actually playing it to.

Cause its still a fantastic game. Especially considering it was made in like a year.

It was the last dying gasp of what Fallout could be.

[-] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

Love that the mod community is still active. I don't know much about modding, but they made it so simple for a smooth skin like me.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

i think the only thing that'll kill new vegas is the death of NexusMods.

[-] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Damnit! I was hoping that link was for a fallout memes instance. Oh well.

[-] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

“In a world filled with misery and uncertainty, it is a great comfort to know that, in the end, there is light in the darkness.”

[-] CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world 1 points 9 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !fnv@lemmy.world

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Back when fallout had Cass.

[-] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works -4 points 9 months ago

I always felt "thus the name" was unnecessary and kind of ruined the line.

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 9 months ago

If I had five dicks, I'd sell pants. “They fit like a glove. "

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Shouldn't you be selling gloves?

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

"They fit like condoms !"

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

I'd save children, but not the British children.

[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Got a pocket full of horses?

Did you fuck the shit out of bears? (Presumably with you 30 dicks and 2 sets of testicles?)

[-] Licensed_to_ill@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Did you make love like an eagle falling our of the sky? Killed your sensei in a fuel and never said why?

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

If I had 5 dicks I'd try to play them like bagpipes

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 9 months ago

unzips

scotland the brave starts playing over the gentle sound of slapping

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 7 points 9 months ago

But then how would you get past the dick size filter? You know, the one that says "your masculinity must be this size or smaller to get in"?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Maybe they could be varying sizes?

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

Alright go on then, time to make your dream into a reality! :-P

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

There were inconsistencies with the pictures and he always skirted the question when that came up. If I remember right many people asked him to just post a video? And either he refused or he posted something that was really really really bad quality that didn't make sense considering the quality of everything else he had?

[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

He also used his fame to sell a book detailing his sex life and people were quick to point out anatomically impossible things.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Ooooh yeah! Honestly it's been forever so I'm blanking on a lot I just remember reading a huge write-up of all the issues with it. I think it was on subredded drama?

[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

DoubleDickDude was his name and in hindsight it's hilarious how many people fell for it even though it was so obviously fake.

On another note I wonder how much more convincing it would be nowadays using AI tech. Lol

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

oh shit that was fake ?

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

It wouldn't be as nice to have those dicks in place of fingers, though

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