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[-] TheUnicornsForever@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Please don’t ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Good old fashioned army rations will bung that hole right up! You'll be shitting a great redwood by the time you get home.

[-] Pons_Aelius@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

The only thing that topped army ration packs for me was a week of hospital food while receiving copious amounts of IV morphine.

That was like an early transatlantic cable...

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

So THAT'S the bullshit everyone got so worked up about? Very anticlimactic if you ask me 🫤

[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Why does it have to be food? Why not just take a bunch of Imodium?

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