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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 124 points 9 months ago

As an American, I cannot legally touch any egg that hasn't been ultra-pasteurized followed by continuous cold chain refrigeration and served in either a Styrofoam or pulped paper cardboard egg carton.

[-] Gladaed@feddit.de 30 points 9 months ago

This is pulped paper cardboard, is it not?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago
[-] Gandarf@startrek.website 25 points 9 months ago

It's so nice of you to gift it to them!

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

I just noticed the mistake and I knew one of you smart asses was going to call me out before I message to fix it :(

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

You message to fix it? What, you have staff to do it for you?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

I don't even know how the fuck that happened. I give up.

[-] Duranie@literature.cafe 8 points 9 months ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
[-] Alk@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Except the ones with girlfriends called Ruth, obv

[-] Gandarf@startrek.website 3 points 9 months ago

Hah, jokes on you. I'm a DUMBass. :p

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