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[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What IS a Juggalo?

[-] Pratai@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago

Imagine if the Deadheads that follow The Grateful Dead decided to wear cringy clown makeup and listen to even shittier music.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

And also don't understand how magnets work

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Magnet wonderer.

[-] Entitle9294@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

A dead body

[-] Entitle9294@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody that you've ever met before (never cares)

[-] PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I bet if they ate monopoly, they'd shit out connect four

[-] Entitle9294@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Walks right in the house where you're having supper and dip his nuts in your soup (bloop!)

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