Green Bezos Biscuits™ is not people!
Ah yes the green variant is vegan friendly, it's the red one that's certified made from Bezos, there's like half a gram Bezos in each packet.
(No, not like that - I'm saying Bezos isn't people.)
(Also the green is a reference to Soylent of the same color)
Ah yes the green variant is vegan friendly, it's the red one that's certified made from Bezos, there's like half a gram Bezos in each packet.
(No, not like that - I'm saying Bezos isn't people.)
(Also the green is a reference to Soylent of the same color)