Man poops drug-filled Kinder Surprise eggs after bid to fly to Dubai for bender (archive.is)

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Michael Whitty, from Liverpool, was nabbed at Manchester Airport after sniffer dogs got a whiff (no pun intended) of his illegal stash which included cocaine, ecstasy and ketamine. The 25-year-old chocolate-filled bloke was stopped by UK Border Force officers as he waited to board his flight to a bender.

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[-] EndOfLine@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Michael Whitty was caught with thousands of pounds of cocaine, ecstasy and ketamine after arousing the suspicions of sniffer dogs who took a shine to his backside at Manchester Airport

This article takes on a whole new level of interest if "pounds" refers to the Imperial unit for weight rather than British currency.

[-] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

'Dieting experts hate this weight loss trick!'

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 9 months ago

That's now how I am interpreting it.

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