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Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say
(www.usatoday.com)
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My town had a local shawarma place get busted for cocaine smuggling. I always laughed at the thought of some new guy getting nervous.
"Anything to drink, sir?"
"Do you guys have any coke?"
"ABSOLUTELY NOT! WHO TOLD YOU THAT?? GET OUT OF HERE!"
is pepsiphetamine ok instead?
Ew, gross. I don't want flat tasting coke. But if that's all you have let me cop a teener.