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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 91 points 9 months ago

You have no idea how much I want this to be true.

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 55 points 9 months ago

I'd much rather have the man disappear into the irrelevance he came from

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

Not enough schadenfreude.

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago

It's the ultimate schadenfreude, he's already broken completely as a person, then to blow away like so much dust

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

That's fine, but can Elmo make him cry first?

[-] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 12 points 9 months ago

Probably already does.

[-] suction@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Be like them and just pretend it’s true because it feels good

[-] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I call that nibbling the onion.

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