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[-] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 52 points 9 months ago

This sounds so like Jordan Peterson! 😂

"Post-modernists like Elmo don’t understand they actually advocate for mass killing – is that what you want? Well, then – no way. Sorry. Not me. I won’t stand for it.”

It just needs an "eh" at the end!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I love how Peterson whines about post-modernism while claiming to be a neurologist and only having a psychology degree.

[-] PilferJynx@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

He's stretching his intellect beyond its means.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Is it intellect if he has a distinct lack of it?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Like butter scraped over too much bread.

[-] sqgl@beehaw.org 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I can't find him claiming that apart from a Reddit mention of a YouTube video which is unavailable (tried with VPN from Australia, Spain, UK).

[-] smitten@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

Try Canada, I got a clip of it

[-] sqgl@beehaw.org 2 points 9 months ago

That worked. Thanks. What a sleaze that guy is. I will cite this to shut down anyone who wants to praise him.

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