It’s obviously satire, but still, maybe it isn’t
https://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/atmospheric-masturbatory-residue-at-unsafe-levels/
Refrain, or course, from masturbation and excessive handling of the sex organs. A two shake limit during urination is in effect.
I have a very very hard time believing that this is serious, but sadly I'm not fully convinced that it is not
I should stop boiling my semen, they are beginning to notice
Holy shit.
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It’s obviously satire, but still, maybe it isn’t
https://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/atmospheric-masturbatory-residue-at-unsafe-levels/
I have a very very hard time believing that this is serious, but sadly I'm not fully convinced that it is not
I should stop boiling my semen, they are beginning to notice
Holy shit.