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Less Poop on you Pig Balls. Less black mold in your future. Fewer twitter posts on your front page. (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by betelgeuse@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

I'd love for there to be less paper on my toilet paper roll. No one sells rolls that fit any of the holders I've had in my entire adult life.

[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

So true you gotta two hand turn the first 10 times around like what am I raising water from a fuckin well

Plus I buy 8 rolls and it says "=32 rolls" on the package like mfer I can count

[-] havid_dume@lemmy.ml 28 points 9 months ago

The toilet paper math is one of those things I think "when I'm emperor these liars will be punished," before going back to my sad existence as some guy

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

If installed as dictator my first two moves would be banning paper product "math" and billboards.

[-] havid_dume@lemmy.ml 14 points 9 months ago

No me

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Probably because they're equating it to single-ply toilet paper. But we've evolved as a species. The only people who get single-ply are shitty ass employers who want their employees assholes to suffer so they get that cheap shit that feels like low grit sandpaper