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[-] Rom@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

It's like how they sell anything to gamers by labeling it a 'gaming' device, adding a few rainbow LEDs, and upcharging by 500%. Same shit with chuds, slap some camo on it, market it for "macho manly alpha true Patriotic Americans™," throw an extra 0 on the price, and brrrrrrrrrrrr.

if you manage to convince chuds that rotgut whiskey is actually good you will be flowing in cash

"The woke mob HATES this whiskey. Don't let them cancel you, buy some today!"

[-] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nobody has marketed booze with an RGB bottle to gamers as a confidence booster yet. Package it worth a 3 ounce shot glass engraved with the ballmer curve and watch the money roll in.

Accessory includes a single bottle chiller powered by USB.

[-] goose@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Anti-jitter SteadyAim technology

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