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[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 92 points 2 years ago

If I woke up as a woman, regardless of who that woman is, I would masturbate.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 years ago

I would masturbate.

This is how I answer most hypotheticals

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago

What if you woke up as your grandpa.

[-] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I suppose it depends on how decomposed I am and whether or not I need a heartbeat to get an erection, or if the force reanimating me takes care of that in addition to basic movement, perception and cognition.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

I mean, we're talking about imaginary scenarios, so you can also time travel or wake up in a dimension where you're your own grandpa in his 20s.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

Don't be daft, you're making a mockery of the entire thought experiment

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Well, considering he has kids, probably fuck your grandma

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Or, depending how deeply depressed they are, not.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Or, depending how depressed they are, not.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Take some Viagra. Then masturbate.

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

Yeah if I was her you wouldn't see her outside for a few weeks if I'm honest.

[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Taylor Swift randomly disappears for 2 months,, then suddenly releases new single called "Oh So That's What It's Like"

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

I'd fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably.

Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You know, I did have masterbate. Now I'm not sure. Would it be different if she... well, I.... had an innie?

Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Check if that asshole is bleached

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