I just call it like I see it. You know who else fucked up? Avril Lavigne's "friends and family," when they let her marry THE GUY FROM FUCKING NICKELBACK.

If they had to hire one of those not-technically-legal kidnapper teams (the ones who have mixed success in getting people out of cults), that's what they should have done. You can't just let your homegirl marry the guy from Nickelback.

But nooooooo, these motherfuckers all just kept their mouths shut, because they wanted to attend a Canadian Celebrity Wedding.

That's cold, man. I hope she cut ties with all those fake-ass dipshits, when she finally realized what was up, with that whole thing.

I thought "T-swag" was a term for a trans person. At any rate I certainly have no insight into either one of their lives, I don't think I've ever even seen Taylor Swift before until Sunday night. And I don't think I've ever heard any of her music, at all. I just know she's a commodity that makes a lot of money and that's about all I do know about her.