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[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago

Bro obviously that's their Deep State liaison, making sure they adhere fully to the terms of their contractually-bound relationship until such time that Dark Brandon has been successfully installed as permanent god-emperor, duh.

/s (look, I didn't want to include the /s but frankly I find the idea that somebody might take this serious and think I was a goddamn Trumper to just be too unbearable to accept)

[-] randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

Taylor Swift isn't real, her whole existence is a psy-op.

/s

[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

I think the framing of the picture can skew your initial impression. This is probably after the game and I'm guessing it's super crowded. To me this seems less like a creeper look and more of a "oh ok you are just gonna make out 6 inches in front of my face and force me to watch because I can't move" reaction. Dude probably looked away after this initial second, no one wants to see that

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 16 points 9 months ago

That's Travis's boyfriend. They're a power throuple.

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 6 points 9 months ago

He looks like he just there trying to do his job.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

What's his job though? Is he handing out mints?

[-] RedditTransfer@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

@snausagesinablanket

He thought Travis was giving out vibes all game until he saw this happen. That's the face of a man disappointed in himself.

[-] syd@lemy.lol 1 points 9 months ago

Is she Taylor Swift?

[-] variants@possumpat.io 0 points 9 months ago

What happened

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social -2 points 9 months ago

That is kinda creepy, who is that guy looking askance at their on-camera canoodling. Let them have their moment, we know this relationship is going to last all of two months at best. (Not that there's anything wrong with it, it will give her inspiration for a new song).

[-] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

See, that's what I thought two months ago.

But now, I think I have it figured out: literally 100 percent of her previous relationships have been with shallow motherfuckers from the music industry. And I guess a bunch of actors, too. And I think maybe some guy from the Kennedy family (and they were just the Alpha test for the Kardashians).

I'm not saying there aren't a bunch of shallow athletes, too, but at least this is something different. All her real friends have probably spent YEARS telling her "hey, T-Swag, you need to try dating some guys outside your own industry. Just to see if that helps."

And she just kept on ignoring them. Probably because they kept insisting on calling her "T-Swag." I mean, all of this is conjecture. The point is, she finally tried hanging out with someone from a different corner of the celebrity-sphere, and it seems to be working out.

[-] scarilog@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

The level of insight you have into T-swag's life is truly inspiring. Kudos.

[-] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I just call it like I see it. You know who else fucked up? Avril Lavigne's "friends and family," when they let her marry THE GUY FROM FUCKING NICKELBACK.

If they had to hire one of those not-technically-legal kidnapper teams (the ones who have mixed success in getting people out of cults), that's what they should have done. You can't just let your homegirl marry the guy from Nickelback.

But nooooooo, these motherfuckers all just kept their mouths shut, because they wanted to attend a Canadian Celebrity Wedding.

That's cold, man. I hope she cut ties with all those fake-ass dipshits, when she finally realized what was up, with that whole thing.

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 0 points 9 months ago

I thought "T-swag" was a term for a trans person. At any rate I certainly have no insight into either one of their lives, I don't think I've ever even seen Taylor Swift before until Sunday night. And I don't think I've ever heard any of her music, at all. I just know she's a commodity that makes a lot of money and that's about all I do know about her.

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 0 points 9 months ago

Maybe so. I'm a bit of a cynic. Their kiss seems genuine enough and for her sake I hope it doesn't end badly but, I just don't know how it can work. I mean you have someone who's a huge commodity (as most superstars are) paired up with a celebrity athlete, and the world is tugging at them all the time. My honest prediction is, it may last for a year, or two, but even if they get married, I doubt it will work in the long run. I don't know why exactly, I feel like he is just not the right one, but that's really just an opinion.

[-] ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Honestly, I think part of the problem is just all of us holding celebrities to standards that we, ourselves, don't measure up to. Most relationships fail. Or, like, about half of them. At any rate, most people have multiple shitty, regrettable relationships, over the course of their lives. And many of us are never really happy in that area of our lives, all the way up until we die.

Sure, there are always times in history when society places huge traditional and/or legal pressure on people to stay in (possibly arranged) marriages forever, whether they're happy or not. No sane person should ever look back on those times and say "oh, everything was so much better, back when people had morals. I bet everyone was constantly happy, in those days."

If you believe that, I've got a matrimonial bridge to sell you, in Brooklyn.

And yeah, maybe Ms. Swift has had more exes than the average person. But, ya know, she can kinda afford to do whatever she wants. And, on the other hand, the one thing she can't ever buy is privacy. Everyone will be poking telephoto lenses into her life, from now until she's 200 years old, and mostly a robot. At this point, I think she's old enough to have truly realized that, and come to terms with it, as much as anybody can.

So I think she's just taking the whole thing one day at a time, and probably not worrying about whether Mr. Kelce is "the one" all that much.

[-] tygerprints@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I know that is true of me, but I eventually decided to can the whole idea of a relationship and just be an independent bitter and dysfunctional adult (!).

I think one reason people have such terrible relationships, quite honestly is because, growing up, we never learn the value of compromise. Especially nowadays - I think people are taught to get get exactly what they demand all the time, and if they don't that makes them weak and somehow unfit - we keep telling people, "kick ass" and "never give in." I'm not sure that's the right message in all situations.

Anyway time will tell, maybe things will work out great for the both of them. I truly am not worried about it, to be honest I really never even knew what Taylor Swift looked like until I saw her at the Superbowl on TV. I'm not a Swifty or whatever they call her mega-fans - Just a casual observer.

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