665
Try again douchebag (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago

“See I lost $65 million on these stocks in 2019, and $35 million on this poor investment in a buddies business in 2020, so because of that, the $75 million I made this year doesn’t count”

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 48 points 9 months ago

I made a $50 million donation to charity! I deserve a tax credit for that. It was an art piece I got appraised for $50 million...and the charity is owned and operated by me...and I use the charity to spend on political campaigns.

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

The art piece was also a portrait of me that I had the charity commission, and it's hanging in my hallway

[-] itsnotits@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago
[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

They're in the business of being buddies

[-] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

“New hot new social media app, Buddies!”

[-] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Thank you for catching that for me!

this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
665 points (99.1% liked)

memes

10412 readers
737 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

Sister communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS