171
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 44 points 11 months ago
[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago

Make sure you store your cybertruck in the Tesla-provided $100,000 Cybervacuum^TM^ Container

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

cybervacuum proceeds to implode because Mr. Musk cheaped out on material again.

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

I'm thinking of a post from yesterday on how these vehicles were not designed for the freezing temperatures of Chicago, only for California climates. I guess they weren't made for Florida either.

[-] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago
[-] huf@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

didnt california just have a bunch of rain?

but hey, the car would work wonderfully on mars, which has basically no oxygen or water. the huge child flattening machine wont even be as heavy on mars as it is here.

musk is playing the long game.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

garage with AC, obviously.

this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2024
171 points (100.0% liked)

chapotraphouse

13684 readers
828 users here now

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS