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Bro maybe I'm just stronger than Sisyphus but I feel like I could get the boulder to the top of the hill first try. (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Like you should see me do karate chops. I'm super strong and it doens't seem hard depending on the hill.

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[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 47 points 9 months ago

RIP to Icarus but I could fly even closer to the sun

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago

Bro if you tied one of my friends to a trolley track and then five of my friends to another and told me to pull a lever which chooses between them I'd beat your ass bro because I will NEVER betray my friends.

[-] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Akshully the Icarus story doesn't make sense. The atmosphere in fact gets colder the higher you go. Are we to believe that Icarus made it through the atmosphere to outer space, and then got close enough to the sun where it would be warm enough to melt the wax, AND THEN defy gravity and fall back to earth instead of being sucked into the sun?