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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago

He's a Mormon. Sex is what matters to them.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

So January 6 should have been sexier? /s

Edit: I thought this was a fun, snarky comment but after seeing some of the replies, I regret making it 😆

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

MTG is the insurrectionist who penetrated deep into the government

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I suppose he acquitted Trump because the events of Jan 6th weren't gay enough. Shirtless shaman guy got Sen. Romney slightly aroused but it didn't quite meet the bar for his tastes. /s

[Note update: He voted to acquit trump on only 1 of 3 charges]

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago

If memory serves, Romney voted to convict on both impeachments.

[-] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

Alright I concede that 2/3 is a passing grade, Romney.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 2 points 9 months ago

He did, both times.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

Ironically, I’ve had lots of gay sex with Mormons.

[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

As long as you were only soaking and someone else jump-humped it doesn’t count. That’s the 2nd of God’s loopholes.

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

He kept his special underwear on to protect him from the gay waves. Just remember to spit.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Mormons of all sexualities have a lot of sex, especially when they're teenagers. They just repress all of that later and feel super guilty about it.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 9 months ago

Teenagers are going to hump each others' brains out. No religion will ever change that.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Yep. It's crazy to think that a person at the time in someone's life when every single hormone in their body is saying, "FUCK SOMEONE! RIGHT NOW!" is usually going to be able to ignore that.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Did you keep the magic underwear?

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

No… but I will say, as hideously unsexy as they are supposed to be, there was something really kinky about it. Sinning is my favorite flavor.

[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I think you mean, the lack of sex is what matters to them. 🤣

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I don't know, their five wives and 33 kids might suggest otherwise.

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