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Bro maybe I'm just stronger than Sisyphus but I feel like I could get the boulder to the top of the hill first try. (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Like you should see me do karate chops. I'm super strong and it doens't seem hard depending on the hill.

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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

I'd slice the apple of Eris into 3 parts and have fucking great time.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

If I was locked in a cave and you cast shadows on the wall to make me question if my perception reflects the fundamental nature of reality I'd beat your ass I hate being locked in a cave.

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

I would have simply sailed straight back to Ithica.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

I swear on my mom dude if you put a cat in a box with a vial of poison and asked me whether it was alive or dead I'd punch everyone there. I love cats too much to do that shit to them.