one day the influencer collective consciousness grift-of-the-week roulette wheels will simultaneously land on the words "microdosing" and "antibiotics" (hexbear.net)

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"purge the soy gay weak bacteria in your gut microbiome by microdosing penicillin. I'm on 20mg constantly, 3 per day, every day, each meal. biomemaxxing. buy my course. 99$ monthly" lathe-of-heaven

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

I dilute plutonium and microdose that.

[-] squidlar@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

gigachad

[-] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

If you dilute it as much as homeopaths dilute their “medicines”, the final product would literally be safe to consume because it wouldn’t contain a single atom of plutonium.