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[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 year ago

He hasn't filed his taxes, guaranteed his paycheck gets regular deductions. If you literally haven't paid taxes in 42 years, the government cares about that.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Like imagine that the government just let that go.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Theoretically he could just have been doing cash jobs for the last four decades. That's definitely still a thing in rural areas.

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah but the taxman would notice someone just never paying taxes again

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well he did say “Abra kadabra” during a crescent moon on a leap year while holding two silver coins in one hand and a fig in the other, while facing exactly northwest while standing barefoot in an open field, six feet down in a hole because anything past 5’11” down isnt government property anymore, it’s technically the underworld, so…maybe he’s the first successful sovcit ever.

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